You can do this in Python, but is it possible in PHP?
>>> def a(): print 1
...
>>> def a(): print 2
...
>>> a()
2
e.g.:
<? function var_dump() {} ?>
Fatal error: Cannot redeclare var_dump() in /tmp/- on line 1
This is a bit late, but I just want to point out that since PHP 5.3, it is actually possible to override internal functions without using a PHP extension.
The trick is that you can redefine an internal PHP function inside a namespace. It's based on the way PHP does name resolution for functions:
Inside namespace (say A\B), calls to unqualified functions are resolved at run-time. Here is how a call to function foo() is resolved: