I want to make it so calls to NOW() and CURDATE() in MySQL queries return the date in UTC. How do I make this happen without going through and changing all queries that use these functions?
Finally found what I was looking for...
In my.cnf,
[mysqld_safe]
timezone = UTC
I was putting this option under [mysqld], and mysql was failing to start.
Calling "SET time_zone='+0:00';" on every page load would also work, but I don't like the idea of calling that query on every single page load.